You will never win if you never begin. Helen Rowland More Quotes by Helen Rowland More Quotes From Helen Rowland Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified. Helen Rowland mirrorsmen A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't. Helen Rowland good-womangood-manmen To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions. Helen Rowland giving-upmenmean Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time. Helen Rowland pleasuresolitudeperfect The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns. Helen Rowland honeymoonceasesigh Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one. Helen Rowland epigramslively Variety is the spice of love. Helen Rowland spicescute-lovelove Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. Helen Rowland marriagespringhands A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. Helen Rowland fathers-daydadfunny A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. Helen Rowland bachelorsloveart A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. Helen Rowland weddingmarriagelove Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Helen Rowland marriagebirthdayfunny In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. Helen Rowland funny-loveheartmen No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. Helen Rowland good-timesliteraturemen An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. Helen Rowland optimismwifecountry Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them. Helen Rowland naturememorablemen A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. Helen Rowland dental-workteethmen Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. Helen Rowland trusthusbandfunny A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.' Helen Rowland literaturelittlesmen In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. Helen Rowland sacrificemarriagefunny
