Tom Dreesen Professions : Comedian Born : September 11, 1942 Browse All Authors Top 4 quotes by Tom Dreesen We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway. Tom Dreesen family hot water My father told me marijuana would cause me brain damage - because if he caught me doing it he was going to break my head. Tom Dreesen marijuana family father Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing. Tom Dreesen evil two people You have to remember, Frank Sinatra is 82 years old, which is 240 in your years. He's lived three lifetimes! He has good and bad days. He can't run ... around as fast as he used to. Tom Dreesen bad-day running years Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors