Ardal O'Hanlon Professions : Comedian Born : October 8, 1965 Browse All Authors Top 5 quotes by Ardal O'Hanlon I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest. Ardal O'Hanlon protest vegetarian jokes Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person. Ardal O'Hanlon together two people If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory. Ardal O'Hanlon balls victory faces Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife. Ardal O'Hanlon running fun men Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city. Ardal O'Hanlon cities football soccer Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors