Ardal O'Hanlon Professions : ComedianBorn : October 8, 1965 Browse All Authors Quotes From Ardal O'Hanlon I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest. Ardal O'Hanlon protestvegetarianjokes Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person. Ardal O'Hanlon togethertwopeople If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory. Ardal O'Hanlon ballsvictoryfaces Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife. Ardal O'Hanlon runningfunmen Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city. Ardal O'Hanlon citiesfootballsoccer Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedianAll Authors
