Carl Barron Professions : Comedian Born : June 11, 1964 Browse All Authors Famous Quotes by Carl Barron I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away. Carl Barron hate twenties home My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. Carl Barron dad sound funny Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors