Chris Parnell Professions : Comic Born : February 5, 1967 Browse All Authors Top 14 quotes by Chris Parnell You never won’t know what you can’t achieve until you don’t achieve it. Chris Parnell achieve knows To be a teacher you have to have a very giving, selfless personality. I don't think I'm that selfless and giving. Chris Parnell teacher giving thinking I grew up Southern Baptist, so my experience was fairly conservative. Not archly so, but I think Memphis - when you get to certain parts of Memphis - are more liberal for sure. But I grew up, until I was about 13 or 14, in a section called Whitehaven, and then we moved to a suburb called Germantown - which is a pretty conservative area. Chris Parnell baptists southern thinking The best advice I never got. I don't know if it would have done any good, but to be more confident with girls in school. I actually had a couple of girlfriends, but I was still pretty timid and it was hard to ask girls out. Chris Parnell girl couple school I used to want to be a computer programmer when I was younger. We got an Apple II Plus when I was, like, 11 and I wrote programs and BASIC on that, like I think a lot of people did, but I have no idea how to program in the current languages at all. Chris Parnell apples ideas thinking I collect art on a very modest scale. Most of what I have is photography because I just love it and it makes me happy and it looks good in my home. I also have a pretty big collection of art books mainly, again, on photography. A lot of photography monographs, which is great because with photography, the art itself can be reproduced quite well in book form. Chris Parnell photography book art We're thrilled to work alongside Steph to bring his positive, affirming brand to create content in the scripted and non-scripted television landscape, he's tapping into his drive and creative energy on the court to expand to horizons off the court and we're honored to be a part of it. Chris Parnell entertainment I appreciate and enjoy mathematics and science and all that side of things. I definitely have that side of me even though I'm not by any means an expert, but I love reading about physics and math and that kind of stuff. I wish I knew more than I did. I mean, I read books written for laymen, not textbooks or anything. Chris Parnell me mathematics love science 'Saturday Night Live' is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there, but going onstage and saying, 'Hey! Hey! Look at me! Aren't I funny?' - that just wasn't my instinct. Chris Parnell good me work funny Prior to going to college, I had a pretty strong accent, and that was one of the things I had to work on a lot. I went to North Carolina School of the Arts; my speech teacher... that was one of the things we really had to work on over the years, and thankfully I think it finally worked. Chris Parnell think work teacher school I think I always was a bit of a class clown, but I don't know how successful I was at that. I always think, when I read about people being class clowns, I imagine them being actually very funny, and I don't know that I was. But I tried to be, I think. Chris Parnell think know funny people It wasn't until I got into seventh grade, I think, that I realized that doing plays might be a fun thing, and so I auditioned for the school play - and got in, as it turned out. Chris Parnell doing think fun school One of the first exercises we did in acting class my freshman year was to stand in two rows, two lines facing each other as a class, and just make sounds and move in some completely nonsensical way out into the center of the room. Sort of make an idiot out of yourself, essentially, but to be okay with that. Chris Parnell stand yourself idiot way After college, I went to Alley Theatre in Houston to work in their apprentice actor program. I thought I was gonna get discovered. It didn't happen. I moved back to Germantown, Tennessee, outside of Memphis, and taught at my old high school. Chris Parnell high-school college work school Similar Authors Irwin Corey comic Imogene Coca comic Deon Cole comic Cheri Oteri comic Gabriel Iglesias comic Oliver Hardy comic All Authors
