David Steinberg Browse All Authors Top 28 quotes by David Steinberg Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan - a Mount Rushmore of incompetence. David Steinberg We woke up one day and there had been a regulatory change that really hurt their businesses. David Steinberg us A spontaneous interview feels differently than anything else you see on television. David Steinberg interview see you television I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian. David Steinberg good childhood marriage money I started writing this feature comedy in New York - a Chris Farley vehicle. The script was decent. When I got to LA, I met some new friends in film school and had them read my script and give me notes. David Steinberg me new-friends friends school I rewrote it and I took all your notes. Read it again, that kind of persistence paid off. David Steinberg your persistence notes kind The whole idea of doing the Hollywood thing never even occurred to me. When you grow up on the East coast, Hollywood seems like this fantasy land and you don't think that people can actually make a living there. David Steinberg grow me you people We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious. David Steinberg guys other side were Being a lawyer in New York sucks because you're working eighty, sometimes a hundred hours a week. David Steinberg new you lawyer sometimes And it was a huge emotional thing to leave the law and become unemployed - to be a student again. David Steinberg leave student emotional law Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you can't help their careers, then they're not going to be interested. David Steinberg help your you relationship The interesting thing about improvisation is you're making something up in front of the audience. Now music helps you out a little bit because you have an instrument that'll separate you from the audience. David Steinberg something you music interesting My father was a rabbi and had a little synagogue in Canada, so I'm from Canada. I left there at 16. David Steinberg little canada left father I starred in a Broadway play that was Sidney Poitier's first directing job and the cast was Lou Gossett, Cicely Tyson, Diana Ladd and I played a Jewish kid who offered himself as a slave to two Columbia University students as reparations. David Steinberg job university students play You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian. David Steinberg need you stable comedian The thing about stand-ups is you can't really get good unless you're failing in front of a large number of people. That makes stand-up comedy unique: you need a tremendous amount of reserve within you to take the rejection from the audience, and without it, you can't do anything. David Steinberg good you unique people When I started, you didn't make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didn't get a lot of respect. David Steinberg being you respect money Great Canadian comics are often outsiders and insiders at the same time. That's a great perspective for a comedian. David Steinberg same great perspective time Comedians talk to other comedians the way jazz musicians can talk to each other. David Steinberg musicians talk jazz way I don't really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it. David Steinberg more nothing comedy humor
