E. Jean Carroll Professions : Journalist Born : December 12, 1943 Browse All Authors Top 5 quotes by E. Jean Carroll If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed. E. Jean Carroll tides bed war Human beings are much better at breaking up than they are at getting together. The instinct to get together is very powerful, but it doesn't last long. E. Jean Carroll powerful together long Drugs are marvelous--it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted. E. Jean Carroll drug evil way Libraries are the latest fashion for the brain. E. Jean Carroll library fashion brain A couple must agree on the following topics: 1) Do they want kids? 2) Do they want a dog? 3) Do they want sex? 4) Do they want sleep? (If they answer yes to 3 and 4, then they must answer no to 1.) And finally, 5) Who mixes the cocktails before they both don the sexy rubber gloves and clean the toilet? E. Jean Carroll sexy couple dog Similar Authors Irving Bacheller journalist Bill Keller journalist Bob Woodward journalist Bolesław Prus journalist Buzz Bissinger journalist Burton Rascoe journalist All Authors