Ian Kelsey Born : December 17, 1966 Browse All Authors Top 6 quotes by Ian Kelsey Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things. Ian Kelsey old-lady You see, deep down beneath my superficial and shallow exterior, I'm really very superficial and shallow. Ian Kelsey shallowexteriorsuperficial My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon. Ian Kelsey balloonsromancelittles You said love, I say chemical imbalance. Ian Kelsey imbalancechemicalssaid Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air. Ian Kelsey better-waysairway Well, maybe I'm not so emotionally dysfunctional after all. Ian Kelsey wells
