John Mendoza Professions : Film director Browse All Authors Top 3 quotes by John Mendoza My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?" John Mendoza funny-sister phones guy If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay? John Mendoza humorous crosses funny You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. John Mendoza inches age funny Similar Authors Alex Graves film-director Brad Furman film-director Bryan Singer film-director Bruno Dumont film-director Bruce McDonald film-director Bruce Brown film-director All Authors
