Josie Long Professions : Comedian Born : April 17, 1982 Browse All Authors Top 4 quotes by Josie Long 'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed Josie Long mum couple I thought if I could make people laugh about how awkward I am, it'd make me less awkward. But you also realise how fun it is to make people laugh. Josie Long fun laughing people Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along one path and - bang! - the joke comes out of nowhere. Josie Long jokes surprise path The trouble with stand-up is it sort of is you and yet it isn't you and it's incredibly hard not to take everything said about you personally. I would never Google my own name; I don't want to hear people being mean about me. Josie Long google mean people Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors