Lenny Clarke Professions : Comedian Born : September 16, 1953 Browse All Authors Famous Quotes by Lenny Clarke I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended. Lenny Clarke divorce hatred funny Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors