Nicole Byer Professions : Comedian Browse All Authors Top 26 quotes by Nicole Byer What can cake teach you about life? That practice makes perfect, and if you try something once, it probably won't be perfect, and you have to keep working on it if you want to be good at it. Nicole Byer good you cake life My favorite thing from Dairy Queen is a Peanut Buster Parfait, which is: fudge at the bottom, vanilla ice cream, some peanuts, fudge, peanuts, ice cream, fudge, and it's layered. But I also really like peanut butter cups, so I'll put peanut butter cups in there. Nicole Byer queen some like ice-cream Let's just let funny people be funny. Nicole Byer just funny-people funny people Putting a wig on and a costume and doing a wacky character is always fun. Nicole Byer doing always fun character I moved to New York and went to a performing arts college, but it wasn't until UCB that I started performing on the regular, figuring out how I'm funny, why I'm funny, and how to play with an audience. Nicole Byer new college play funny My style is like, if I were to time travel to the '80s or '90s, I would fit in, but they would be like, 'Something's off about her.' Nicole Byer something style time travel I'm not sassy all day every day. I have levels and feelings. Nicole Byer every-day day sassy feelings Improv is so freeing because there are no bounds; there's no safety net. You just say something and get an instant response. Nicole Byer say something you safety When I was little, I used to love eating peanut butter sandwiches with tomatoes, and they would have to be on potato bread. I loved them. It's so weird, and I can't imagine eating it now, but I used to love eating them. It's a lot of flavors. Nicole Byer weird loved eating love I was a server for a while, and I was a very bad one. So when people tipped me well, I felt like it was like, 'Let's get her out of here so she can get a new job.' Nicole Byer job bad me people I've said it before, but I'll say it again because you can't say it enough: Your skin is beautiful - dark, light, in the middle, whatever. Brown is beautiful. Your hair is beautiful. If you wear a weave, it's beautiful. If you choose to be natural, that's beautiful. Also, you are enough. Nicole Byer you light hair beautiful Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would look people in the face and be like, 'Your snake cake's not good.' Nicole Byer face dreams good people It's easier to cast yourself in something you've written because you know your voice. Nicole Byer yourself know you voice It's so hard for me to insult people. Nicole Byer me insult hard people I just woke up one day was like, 'People know you're fat whether you have a cardigan on or your arms are out, so why not just let your arms be out because you're hot.' Nicole Byer day you hot people If someone is going to say something nasty to me about my body, that means my body is powerful. If you really stopped your day because you needed to say something to me, that's power. Nicole Byer day me you power If you want to change your body, that's well within your means to do that, but if you don't want to change your body, you need to accept it and embrace it. Nicole Byer you body change want Be comfortable in your skin. Nicole Byer skin your comfortable I had a casting director tell me to be blacker. Nicole Byer director tell me casting If someone goes, 'Can you be sassier?' I go, 'I can be my kind of sassier. I'm not gonna put a voice on. The voice I have is my voice.' Nicole Byer someone you i-can voice Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors
