Paul Mooney Professions : Comedian Born : August 4, 1941 Browse All Authors Top 57 quotes by Paul Mooney A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is. Paul Mooney brooms dirt knows People don't want to hear the truth, they never do. They wanna live in some kind of fantasy. And then when they get caught up in it, they start being in denial because they don't want to be wrong. Paul Mooney denial want people If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy. Paul Mooney white hair people I have nothing to do with racism in America; it was here when I got here. Paul Mooney racism-in-america racism america We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers. Paul Mooney mad real white People in America worship money, and a white man's face on a green piece of paper does not make me wealthy. My health makes me wealthy. I used to work at a hospital, so I know the real deal. Paul Mooney white-man real men Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43. Paul Mooney upset black white If you have money and you have fame, but you don't have any confidence in your blackness, then it's all for nothing. Paul Mooney blackness ifs fame White people are very good at acting like they're not racist. They deserve an Academy Award for that. Paul Mooney awards white people People think you're crazy if you turn money down... people worship money. Paul Mooney crazy people thinking Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she was a woman and running for vice-president. But Obama couldn't say, 'I'm black and I'm running for president.' It couldn't come out of his mouth. He couldn't say that because, if he did, he'd lose votes. Paul Mooney black president running No wonder circus animals do what they do: They tortured them. And you know the only ones they can't control? It's the chimpanzees. You can't control them. That's why you never see a gorilla in a movie, because the gorilla may decide there'll be no filming. Paul Mooney gorillas may animal You can't pick when you're touched. You can't pick the time. It just is. It's the reality. What it is, is. I can't change the past. I can only deal with the present and the future. Paul Mooney deals reality past Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry myself, but whatever it is, I don't have it. Paul Mooney self white people Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.' Paul Mooney weapons mean I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen. Paul Mooney anything-can-happen cant-change past America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is 'race.' Paul Mooney race names america The political arena is the funniest.They [politicians] are always pretending to change, but they never change. They're the best actors and actresses in the world. They've always been hilarious since the beginning of time. Paul Mooney political actors world I think about never losing my voice, never giving in, never selling out, always keeping black, always sticking to the street. Staying neighborhood and not Hollywood. Paul Mooney voice giving thinking When I was 16 or 17, I saw Lenny Bruce being taken to jail. They took him off stage because he talked about race. Paul Mooney jail taken race Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors
