Ralphie May Professions : Comedian Born : February 17, 1972 Browse All Authors Top 7 quotes by Ralphie May My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy. You'll soon find out that you don't care that much about being right. Ralphie May advice father son If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude. Ralphie May dwarves battle attitude As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. Ralphie May love romantic funny Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support. Ralphie May math mean jesus Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you. Ralphie May balls rose blue I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles. Ralphie May los-angeles dangerous As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad. Ralphie May decision glad men Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors
