Ryan Hansen

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.

know you want funny

Being spontaneous at times is a must. Being spontaneous all the time is a crazy person.

person being crazy time

Honestly, it's been amazing to be a part of this journey on 'Veronica Mars.'

amazing been mars journey

Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything.

anything been never just

Concerning PDA: Anything that can be described as 'cute' is okay. Anything that can be described as 'mating' is not okay.

concerning anything okay cute

Run for the door if a guy has too much gel in his hair and is too tan and it's not even summer.

door too-much summer hair

In L.A., I worked as a bagger at a Ralphs for about two weeks. And I said, 'I just can't do that.' Not that it's a bad job. I would put the bread down and then the cans down on the bread, so I got fired. Or I just left. I'm not really sure which one happened.

down job bad bread

I can play 'Guitar Hero,' most of the songs on Medium and some of the songs on Hard. No Expert.

guitar i-can hero play

I'm so... Honestly, it's been amazing to be a part of this journey on 'Veronica Mars.' Because I started out, really, with a word on the show. So it's kind of fun to look back and be like, 'Wow, I was basically an extra,' but not really - I had a little part.

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Any time I get to play Dick Casablancas is always a pleasure.

always pleasure play time