Slappy White Professions : Comedian Born : September 20, 1921 Died : November 7, 1995 Browse All Authors Famous Quotes by Slappy White The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you're on the job. Slappy White morning jobs funny I asked my date what she wanted to drink. She said, 'Oh, I guess I'll have Champagne.' I said, 'Guess again.' Slappy White champagne drink said Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors
