Quotes by Bullshit Do you sometimes wish you could fast-forward a week? You know something bad's coming up, and you know you'll get through it, but the prospect just makes you feel sick. I worried for about thirty minutes, and though I knew there was no point in doing so, I could feel my anxiety twisting me up in a knot. 'Bullshit,' I told myself stoutly. 'This is utter bullshit. Charlaine Harris bullshit anxiety sick My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'. Charlaine Harris bullshit reading truth Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false." -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse Charlaine Harris eric bullshit reading But she couldn't dismiss easily his light touch with her. No pushing or pressing, none of that herding and corralling bullshit, unlike any of her old boyfriends. And maybe who you fell for and who you eventually loved wasn't rational, no matter how hard you tried to list pros and cons and sum the results. You couldn't think your way through it, not all the way. Maybe just the scent of somebody carried more weight than everything else put together. Charles Frazier bullshit light thinking Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface. Charles Stross powerpoint surface bullshit I think that, every time you saw the word EBITDA, you should substitute the word "bullshit" earnings. Charlie Munger bullshit saws thinking Master your instrument. Master the music. And then forget all that bullshit and just play. Charlie Parker bullshit music play I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain. Charlie Sheen bullshit disease brain I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously. Cher bullshit advice giving New York is all about sort of a corporate sensibility, and it is squeezed out room for any other kind of sensibility, money talks, bullshit walks, I guess. Chris Noth money-talks bullshit kind The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your kid has been behaving. Absolute bullshit. I got an email address and it's just giving me an out of office reply. Chris Ramsey bullshit giving kids I like Madonna a lot. I think she's really good and I think she's a good singer. I think she looks good and she's got a nice kind of... I don't think she's got a sinister or cynical vibe around her, and I don't think she's got any sort of bullshit around her. Chrissie Hynde bullshit nice thinking Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit. Chuck Palahniuk bullshit soul love-is Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed. Chuck Palahniuk bullshit limits smoking Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. Chuck Palahniuk bullshit rocks love-is Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit. Chuck Palahniuk bullshit air weather Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. Chuck Palahniuk bullshit emotion love-is The work is what it is and hopefully it's seen as feminist work, or feminist-advised work, but I'm not going to go around espousing theoretical bullshit about feminist stuff. Cindy Sherman feminist-art bullshit stuff Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one is there to be poured over the other. This is bullshit. Gustatory enjoyment comes from food and wine and cigars of your liking. So far no one has said that a Monte Cristo is the only cigar to smoke after Armagnac, Romeo and Juliet after Calvados ... but the time may yet come. Clement Freud bullshit wine writing When I started, I decided to devote my life to it and not get sidetracked by all the other bullshit life has to offer Cliff Burton decided offers bullshit «1234567891011»