Quotes by Cake I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? Jessica Savitch cake half mean I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness. Jhonen Vasquez icing-on-the-cake icing cake When it came to the division of power, we did not get from the Jews the slice of cake we deserved... the Jews do not share with us control of wealth, broadcasting stations and other centers of power. Jesse Jackson wealth division cake Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake. Jim Davidson scientist cake sex Chili dogs, funnel cakes, fried bread, majorly greasy pizza, candy apples, ye gods. Evil food smells amazing -- which is either proof that there is a Satan or some equivalent out there, or that the Almighty doesn't actually want everyone to eat organic tofu all the time. I can't decide. Jim Butcher smell cake dog Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen. Jim Gaffigan cake humor funny I like to think of bread as really bland cake. Jim Gaffigan cake bread thinking For me, stand-up comedy is a conversation between me and the audience. I have to keep them listening. When I'm making jokes about cake for twenty minutes, I have to make sure my audience is interested and following where I'm going. Jim Gaffigan cake humor funny I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere. Jim Gaffigan sincere cake stuff Someone left the cake out in the rain Jimmy Webb left cake rain I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. Jimmy Carr cake successful thinking Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? Joan Rivers cake husband memorable Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake? Joan Rivers cake husband should The first year was like icing. Then the cake started to show through. John Ashbery cake years firsts No one is willing to believe that adults too, like children, wander about this earth in a daze and, like children, do not know where they come from or where they are going, act as rarely as they do according to genuine motives, and are as thoroughly governed as they are by biscuits and cake and the rod. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe cake believe children I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle. John Denver cake wife philosophy Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? John Heywood ice-cream cake birthday Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? John Heywood cake At Wimbledon, the ladies are simply the candles on the cake. John Newcombe tennis cake wimbledon Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence. John Lydon cake birthday kids «89101112131415161718»
