Quotes by Cake The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake. Michele Gorman cheese cake way I was baking cakes for a gourmet shop and put two chocolate cakes in oven to bake and when I opened the oven an hour later, they were raw - the oven wasn't working. I didn't know what to do. I couldn't borrow an oven and I didn't want to waste the batter, so I came up with the idea of steaming them and they came out great! Thick and fudgy, like pudding cake. That happy accident was always in the back of mind. Michele Scicolone cake two ideas I always cook meats on low and things like eggs or cakes on high, because things with eggs in them you want to cook through and through; and you don't want to put food in there that cooks so slowly that bacteria develops. Michele Scicolone cake eggs meat The good news is, the cake is baked. Barack Obama will not be reelected president. Michele Bachmann cake political president You cannot eat your cake and have your cake. Miguel de Cervantes have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too miscellaneous cake You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much f--king weed! Miley Cyrus bob cake weed I do not think stress is a legitimate topic of conversation, in public anyway. No one ever wants to hear how stressed out anyone else is, because most of the time everyone is stressed out. Going on and on in detail about how stressed out I am isn’t conversation. It’ll never lead anywhere. No one is going to say, “Wow, Mindy, you really have it especially bad. I have heard some stories of stress, but this just takes the cake. Mindy Kaling cake stress thinking My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. Molly Sims cake mom birthday I still love red velvet cake. Molly Sims velvet cake red I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an orange, we didn't have a cake, we didn't have nothing. Muddy Waters cake christmas morning Miss America was always white. All the beautiful brown women in America, beautiful sun tans, beautiful shapes, all types of complexions, but she always was white.And Miss World was always white, and Miss Universe was always white.And the angel fruit cake was the white cake and the devil food cake was the chocolate cake.I said, 'Momma, why is everything white?' I always wondered. And the President lived in the White House. Muhammad Ali cake angel beautiful I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food obsessed person who morphed into a comedian and tried to figure out a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too. Nadia Giosia cake italian fun Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them. Nancy Mitford cake sometimes dull Illium, with his wings of silver-kissed blue and a face designed to seduce both males and females, not to mention his ability to do the most impossible acrobatics in the air, would provide a worthy diversion. The fact that he’d decided to ditch half his clothing was just icing on the cake. Nalini Singh cake air blue Luna! Artemis! lovers' spats are icing on the cake! Your just showing off to us single people! -Minako Naoko Takeuchi icing cake people As a novelist you have just unlimited budget, total creative control. You really get to have your cake - all the cake - and then you can have a second cake if you wanted to. Naomi Novik cake novelists creative TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake. Natasha Leggero cake humor funny We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top. Navjot Singh Sidhu cake red birthday You don't want to raise a kid in a culture where the kid who asks the most questions is annoying. You want a culture where the kid who asks the most questions gets awards and gets another piece of cake. Neil deGrasse Tyson cake awards kids The trouble with Clare was, not only that she wanted to have her cake and eat it too, but that she wanted to nibble at the cakes of other folk as well. Nella Larsen folks cake trouble «1415161718192021222324»
