Quotes by Chickens I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time. Jerry Seinfeld chickens i-can looks Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. Jesse Jackson biscuits chickens born Is this chicken or is this fish? Jessica Simpson fishes hilarious chickens When you elect chicken hawks, chicken hawks take you to war. Jesse Ventura hawks chickens war Every studio needs a rubber chicken. Joe Jonas rubber chickens needs 'Taxi Driver' was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I didn't become a weirdo and squawk like a chicken. Jodie Foster weirdo taxi chickens Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven. John Cleese chickens walks people You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until you're dead. John Goddard chickens building needs It was a choice of making it or still eating chicken onstage. John Lennon chickens choices eating Writing doesn't require drive. It's like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg. John Updike chickens eggs writing The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church. Jon Stewart baptists chickens church She 's no chicken; she 's on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day. Jonathan Swift thirty chickens sides Chickens can do many things, but they cannot make sophisticated deals with humans. Jonathan Safran Foer sophisticated deals chickens I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once." "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf.'" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf? Jonathan Safran Foer chickens want said One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden. Josh Billings scratches chickens garden What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken. Judd Hirsch sharks smell chickens I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken. Jujubee long-walks chickens beach I left it with a warmer,” he said drily. Because war mages ate their fried chicken frozen to the ground and they liked it. Karen Chance frozen chickens war Maybe Ridley was like chicken pox; you could only catch it once. Kami Garcia pox chickens I'm a bit of a chicken when it comes to seeing potentially horrifying things on the Internet. Katharine Isabelle seeing chickens internet «12345678910»