Quotes by Chickens Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana. Shalom Auslander naive chickens dream My favorite dish is tandoori chicken. Shahrukh Khan dishes chickens my-favorite And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God. Sherman Alexie chickens pieces believe My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU lay an egg? Shirley Temple chickens eggs special Fine, but I’m not ripping the head off a voodoo chicken or drinking anything disgusting. (Grace) Sherrilyn Kenyon chickens grace drinking I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet. Stone Cold Steve Austin feathers chickens havens Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? Steven Wright chickens humor funny Curses, like chickens, come home to roost. Susanna Moodie curse chickens home Keeping animals, I have learned, is all about water. Who even knew chickens drank water? I didn't, but they do, and a lot. Susan Orlean chickens animal water But this was no ordinary chicken. This chicken was evil manifest. Terry Goodkind chickens evil ordinary There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken. Thom Yorke chickens book Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing Thom Yorke chickens crosses knows Anyone can make a good roast chicken. Thomas Keller roast-chicken chickens I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. Todd Barry chicken-nuggets chickens thanksgiving I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one. Tony Curtis chickens knows When I make fried chicken I always serve masses and masses of fresh mangos. It's a great combination. Truman Capote combination chickens mass Even when I get the fried-chicken special of the day, I have to dig into it like it's filet mignon. Viola Davis fried-chicken chickens special What was more humiliating, I wondered: having to beg for someone's cold chicken bones or being offered them? Walter Kirn bones cold chickens Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me. Woody Guthrie chickens differences wings Left wing. Woody Guthrie right-wing chickens wings «12345678910»