Quotes by Comedian I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love. Bo Burnham comedian fans people I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy. Bo Burnham comedian comedy watches For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet. Bo Burnham comedian say-anything men I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now Bob Monkhouse comedian wanted laughing Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there. Bob Newhart vacation comedian attention I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it. Bob Newhart comedian saws way I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. Bob Newhart comedian lines thinking It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians who don't work that way. There was a temptation in the early '70s to reconsider. I decided against it. Bob Newhart comedian decision temptation All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world. Bob Newhart comedian fun jobs I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike. Bob Newhart comedian stills thinking One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear. Bob Newhart comedian shows firsts A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. Bob Saget comedian jokes three A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. Bobby Darin comedian mind funny I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian. Bobby Darin flip comedian thinking I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction. Bobby Darin comic comedian distinction I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it. Bobby Moynihan comedian smart mind In my first stand-up acts there wasn't material even. You know, I'd go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be odd - and it's what interested me as a comedian. Bobcat Goldthwait comedian goes-on letters I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian. Brad Garrett comedian ifs teacher When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, "And now his tour is done." Brad Williams comedian soldier night Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true. Brad Williams statements comedian «1234567891011»