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It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.

Christopher Moore
oreos eating-disorder cookies

I don't believe that everybody is out of some kind of cookie cutter, so the thing that protects me is always being level with myself, even to myself.

Chuck D
cookies levels believe

Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies.

Claudia Gray
cookies enough self
He who take cookie to bed have crummy night ahead. by Confucius

He who take cookie to bed have crummy night ahead.

Confucius
cookies bed night
If there is no happy ending. Make one out of cookie dough. by Cooper Edens

If there is no happy ending. Make one out of cookie dough.

Cooper Edens
dough happy-endings cookies

The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.

Criss Jami
cookies patience men

They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie.

Daniel Handler
cookies shoes rude
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a... by Daniel Handler

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

Daniel Handler
cookies coffee sex

We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.

Daniel Handler
cookies stories way
I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never. by Danielle Campbell

I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never.

Danielle Campbell
cookies tired chocolate

―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.

Darynda Jones
cookies stars fun

My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.

Darynda Jones
cookies odd eye
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. by Dave Barry

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Dave Barry
cookies fortune

Women should feel more liberated to say you know what? I can't bake the cookies for the school bake sale because I just don't have the time. Or I'm really sorry, but I can't do this at work because I've got too much else going on this week. We have to be more up front in saying no, for lack of a better word, and then modeling that for others.

Debora Spar
cookies sorry school
Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a... by Dean Koontz

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.

Dean Koontz
cookies soul mind
I love Pinterest, so I got a little inspiration from there - I'm... by Devon Windsor

I love Pinterest, so I got a little inspiration from there - I'm obsessed with cookies.

Devon Windsor
cookies inspiration littles
I try a different cookie recipe every time I bake. by Devon Windsor

I try a different cookie recipe every time I bake.

Devon Windsor
cookies different trying

Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.

Demetri Martin
cookies mystery rooms

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility.

Don Young
cookies responsibility want
I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip coo... by Dolly Parton

I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies.

Dolly Parton
cookies video chocolate
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