Quotes by category:Drinking

Simon Gray, I decided when I first witnessed this frog into prince transformation, did not have a drinking problem. He had a drinking solution.

frogs drinking firsts

I stopped drinking almost immediately after I had ready access to liquor, when I got to college. It almost immediately lost its appeal for me.

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Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer. by Stephen King

Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.

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The kids accepted my drinking as a part of life. Not a particularly pernicious part. I didn't beat up on them. Basically I don't think I was so different from a lot of dads who have three or four martinis when they get in from work, wine with dinner and so on.

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You can sit behind your computer and listen to music via a program or from the Internet and also watch performances on the Internet. There's motivation to sit at home. You don't have to get dressed up, or be social and for those old enough you don't risk DUI charges by drinking at home at the computer.

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Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can hav... by Steve Martin

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

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I went drinking with Gray Powell and all I got was a lousy iPhone... by Steve Wozniak

I went drinking with Gray Powell and all I got was a lousy iPhone prototype.

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I'm drinking away the exam results that don't take me anywhere. by Steven Herrick

I'm drinking away the exam results that don't take me anywhere.

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Once, during the drinking phase, Wendy had accused him of desiring his own destruction but not possessing the necessary moral fiber to support a full-blown deathwish. So he manufactured ways in which other people could do it, lopping a piece at a time off himself and their family.

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Making a movie and not directing the little moments is like drinking a soda and leaving the little slurp puddle for someone else.

Steven Spielberg

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The technology companies don't understand creative things at all. Silicon Valley's view of the creative process in Hollywood is a bunch of guys in their young thirties sitting on a couch, drinking beer, and thinking up jokes.

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My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which soun... by Stewart Francis

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

Stewart Francis

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I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the... by Stonewall Jackson

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.

Stonewall Jackson

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Certainly, Gandhi is not inferior to Christ in goodness and sanctity, and he surpasses him in touching humility. Gandhi is the prophet of hope in this age of pessimism and disillusionment. He is a promise of sanity in the madness induced by our world's heedless drinking at the fount of war.

humility drinking war

I call myself a radical conservative. What's that? Well, let's analyze it. Go to the dictionary. Radical: One who gets to the roots of things. And I'm a conservative because I want to conserve the green of the grass, the potability of drinking water, the first amendment of the Constitution and whatever sanity we have left.

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I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking s... by Steven Wright

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.

drinking jobs funny

If you were a real fascistic society and you had a vocal minority that was shouting, "Stop this, stop that, stop the other thing," what you would say is, "Let's give them all the drugs they want." In a lot of states, something very much like that happened. They lowered the drinking age to eighteen and said, "Get juiced."

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Smoking and drinking too much is not the way to fitness. Love your body and treat it good.

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He talked with more claret than clarity by Susan Ertz

He talked with more claret than clarity

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Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people don’t get mean on weed, don’t beat up their wives on weed, and don’t drive crazy on weed. They just get hungry, don’t go out of the house, or laugh a lot. I think it would make for a much more gentle world.

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