Quotes by Elephants My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant. Antoine de Saint-Exupery hats drawing elephants I showed the grown ups my maasterpiece, andI asked them if my drawing scared them. They answered why be scared of a hat? My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant. Antoine de Saint-Exupery hats drawing elephants I have the feeling that I've seen everything, but failed to notice the elephants. Anton Chekhov elephants feelings Psychoanalysts and elephants, they never forget. Arthur Laurents never-forget elephants forget It is better to own 10% of an elephant than 100% of a rat. Arthur Mutambara elephants rats Jackie had a keen eye for talent, and like an elephant never forgot. And, he was always right on the mark. Audrey Meadows talent elephants eye I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there. Aziz Ansari elephants walks rooms The world is not a burden; we make it a burden by our desires. When the desires are removed, the world is as light as a feather on an elephant's back. Baba Hari Dass elephants light desire I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle. Babe Didrikson Zaharias ass bulls elephants Guess who has PE first hour? This is so unfair. I start the day off perspiring like an elephant in heat. Don't the people who make up our schedule understand body odor? Don't they understand frizzy hair? ~Vee Becca Fitzpatrick elephants hair people I feel certain that the largest part of all photographs ever taken or being taken or ever to be taken, is and will continue to be, portraits. This is not only true, it is also necessary. We are not solitary mammals, like the elephant, the whale and the ape. What is most profoundly felt between us, even if hidden, will reappear in our portraits of one another. Ben Maddow whales elephants taken A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down until the first one is solidly in place. Bernard le Bovier de Fontenelle elephants feet firsts Les vrais philosophes sont comme les e le phants, qui en marchant ne posent jamais le second pied a' terre que le premier ne soit bien affermi. True philosophers are like elephants, who when walking never placetheir second footontheground untilthefirst is steady. Bernard le Bovier de Fontenelle steady philosopher elephants But as the work proceeded I was continually reminded of the fable about the elephant and the tortoise. Having constructed an elephant upon which the mathematical world could rest, I found the elephant tottering, and proceeded to construct a tortoise to keep the elephant from falling. But the tortoise was not more secure than the elephant, and after some twenty years of very arduous toil, I came to the conclusion that there was nothing more that I could do in the way of making mathematical knowledge indubitable. Bertrand Russell elephants years fall I once saw a photograph of a large herd of wild elephants in Central Africa Seeing an airplane for the first time, and all in a state of wild collective terror... As, however, there were no journalists among them, the terror died down when the airplane was out of sight. Bertrand Russell airplane elephants funny I suppose if there were a part of the world in which mastodon still lived, somebody would design a new gun, and men, in their eternal impudence, would hunt mastodon as they now hunt elephant. Impudence seems to be the word. At least David and Goliath were of the same species, but, to an elephant, a man can only be a midge with a deathly sting. Beryl Markham elephants gun men It is absurd for a man to kill an elephant. It is not brutal, it is not heroic, and certainly it is not easy; it is just one of those preposterous things that men do like putting a dam across a great river, one tenth of whose volume could engulf the whole of mankind without disturbing the domestic life of a single catfish. Beryl Markham elephants animal men I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on. Betty White tongue turns elephants Absolute brain size does not tell you everything or possibly sometimes even much. Elephants and whales both have brains larger than ours, but you wouldn't have much trouble outwitting them in contract negotiations. Bill Bryson whales elephants brain Time magazine put Chris Christie on the cover with the caption, 'The Elephant in the Room.' And People magazine named him 'Sexiest Garbage Truck in a Suit.' Bill Maher magazines elephants people «1234567891011»