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It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita i... by Amy Neftzger

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

Amy Neftzger
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The British government has urged its citizens to abstain from alcohol at least two days a week. Or to make it easier to remember, whenever they brush their teeth.

Conan O'Brien
funny-drinking government two
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fi... by Dean Martin

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Dean Martin
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We drink and we die and continue to drink. by Denis Leary

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

Denis Leary
funny-drinking drink drinking
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomor... by John Fletcher

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.

John Fletcher
funny-drinking alcohol sorrow
There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink. by Oscar Wilde

There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.

Oscar Wilde
occasional funny-drinking drinking

A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

Roy Blount, Jr.
funny-drinking anchors book
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