Quotes by Funny Life Life is a near-death experience. George Carlin near-death funny-life life-is On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time. George Orwell funny-life wisdom time I intend to live forever, or die trying. Groucho Marx funny-life forever death I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Groucho Marx funny-life inspiration birthday I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within. Gustave Flaubert funny-life sound writing A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. Friedrich Nietzsche funny-life jokes feelings There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way. Hugh Leonard funny-life hilarious law I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination. Hunter S. Thompson funny-life long reality Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it. Hunter S. Thompson funny-life luck people You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands. Hunter S. Thompson funny-life vegas hands Life is funny. Life isn’t categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don’t know why they try to categorize everything. It drives me crazy-why it would have to be just a romantic comedy or…I want to have a little integrity, a little story, you know Jennifer Aniston funny-life crazy integrity Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. Jerry Seinfeld funny-life mistake baby It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. Jill Shalvis funny-aging funny-life answers If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are. Jim Steinman funny-life mirrors views People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. Joan Rivers funny-life money happiness He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. Joseph Heller funny-life farewell retirement When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed Laurell K. Hamilton when-in-doubt funny-life doubt I consider myself a crayon... I may not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture. Lauryn Hill funny-life color self-esteem There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them. Lawrence Welk funny-life good-day bad-day Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble. Louis L'Amour funny-life names adventure «12345»
