Quotes by Gags A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags. Alexei Sayle gags performing sleep I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer. David Mamet gags asks guy Gags die, humor doesn't. Jack Benny gags humor death If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts. Maya Angelou gags ifs men I do not favor the gag order. Nancy Grace gags favors order I love visual gags and gimmicks; I love them. Sia Furler gags gimmicks visuals