Quotes by Giraffe The man who believes in giraffes would swallow anything. Adrian Mitchell giraffe men believe You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat. Ann Landers giraffe guy needs This is the greatest discovery of the scientific enterprise: You take hydrogen gas, and you leave it alone, and it turns into rosebuds, giraffes and humans. Brian Swimme hydrogen giraffe discovery Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The. Douglas Coupland jason giraffe doe A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be. Gary Vaynerchuk penguins giraffe inspirational Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear George Hamilton giraffe balls football Did you ever see a giraffe? It is like something from between the regions of truth and fiction. Geraldine Jewsbury giraffe animal fiction However much you know giraffes, to see one in the wild for the first time feels prehistoric. Jane Goodall giraffe first-time firsts I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it. Joanna Lumley giraffe lips thinking A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe. John Ruskin giraffe men art Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder? Karl Pilkington ladders giraffe evolution Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes. Kurt Vonnegut giraffe evolution creative I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat. Mitch Hedberg giraffe hate animal A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes. Sean Lock giraffe advice book Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. Sid Waddell necks giraffe sticks