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The man who believes in giraffes would swallow anything. by Adrian Mitchell

The man who believes in giraffes would swallow anything.

Adrian Mitchell
giraffe men believe
You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat. by Ann Landers

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

Ann Landers
giraffe guy needs

This is the greatest discovery of the scientific enterprise: You take hydrogen gas, and you leave it alone, and it turns into rosebuds, giraffes and humans.

Brian Swimme
hydrogen giraffe discovery
Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for... by Douglas Coupland

Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.

Douglas Coupland
jason giraffe doe
A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin yo... by Gary Vaynerchuk

A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.

Gary Vaynerchuk
penguins giraffe inspirational
Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear by George Hamilton

Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear

George Hamilton
giraffe balls football

Did you ever see a giraffe? It is like something from between the regions of truth and fiction.

Geraldine Jewsbury
giraffe animal fiction
However much you know giraffes, to see one in the wild for the fi... by Jane Goodall

However much you know giraffes, to see one in the wild for the first time feels prehistoric.

Jane Goodall
giraffe first-time firsts
I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I'v... by Joanna Lumley

I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.

Joanna Lumley
giraffe lips thinking

A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe.

John Ruskin
giraffe men art
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could... by Karl Pilkington

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?

Karl Pilkington
ladders giraffe evolution
Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes. by Kurt Vonnegut

Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes.

Kurt Vonnegut
giraffe evolution creative
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat. by Mitch Hedberg

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

Mitch Hedberg
giraffe hate animal
A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes. by Sean Lock

A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

Sean Lock
giraffe advice book
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick yo... by Sid Waddell

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

Sid Waddell
necks giraffe sticks
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