I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it. Joanna Lumley More Quotes by Joanna Lumley More Quotes From Joanna Lumley You must swear never to go on the dole. Never be bored. Find something to do. And don't yawn. Joanna Lumley swear bored goes-on My mother early on taught us to respect all animals, and I mean all animals - not just cats and dogs but rats and snakes and spiders and fish and wildlife, so I really grew up believing they are just like us and just as deserving of consideration. Joanna Lumley dog mother believe I don't feel like I am 66 at all. I feel more like I am 35. But I have a bus pass so it must be true. Joanna Lumley bus being-true feels To be a judge you don't have to know about books, you have to be skilled at picking shrapnel out of your head. Joanna Lumley skills judging book Learn from nature. Stuff lives and stuff dies all the time, you know. Animals and birds and flowers. Trees come and go, and we come and go. Thats it. So we should all seize life and make the most of what we have while we can. Joanna Lumley flower animal bird I think handbags, not so much clothes anymore, but I think you can tell a fashion victim by their handbag. Joanna Lumley clothes fashion thinking Death is nothing at all. I have only slipped away into the next room. Joanna Lumley death-of-a-loved-one remembrance dying Sure, good things can go badly wrong. Nevertheless, there's always another day. Joanna Lumley nevertheless another-day good-things I am blessed beyond the realms of blessedness, and easily the greatest pleasure is giving it away Joanna Lumley charity blessed giving I never mind scrubbing floors, vacuuming or bending and carrying stuff. Each time I do it I think, this is instead of going to the gym. Joanna Lumley bending mind thinking I've been given this blessing, which is my granddaughter. You're no longer just you. You suddenly fit into the chest of drawers of life. Joanna Lumley granddaughter fit blessing If you're an enthusiast and you love the world like I do, it comes naturally. But I think charity must become more fun to give, more interactive and imaginative. Joanna Lumley fun giving thinking I prefer not to eat food that has a face. Joanna Lumley faces food science I've never felt the constraints of social acceptability. Joanna Lumley constraints felt social The Treorchy Male Choir's version of "Myfanwy" is one of the most glorious things I've ever heard in all my long life. Love and congratulations to you all. Joanna Lumley love-life congratulations long I find it a great antidote lipstick and mirrors and hairspray. Joanna Lumley hairspray antidote mirrors I dont think men are that attracted by glamour. I think women are attracted by glamour. I think men are attracted by a sense of friendship. Joanna Lumley glamour men thinking It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet. Joanna Lumley lions blow feet NASA space scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. Joanna Lumley study space skins We transported eight giraffes, and there are now nine because one gave birth to a male shortly afterwards. They carry their pregnancies very well-they all looked the same. Joanna Lumley males eight pregnancy
