Quotes by Goats I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven. Satchel Paige goatstwentiessports We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English. Scott Adams goatsspeak-englishspeak I am a mountain goat that keeps going and going and going, I cannot be stopped, I just keep going. Sepp Blatter goatsmountainsports Your mother was a goatherder. (Savitar) It’s an honorable profession. (Takeshi) Yeah, for a goat. (Savitar) Sherrilyn Kenyon goatsyeahmother They whipped us like a tied up goat. Spike Dykes goatscollegefootball Fourteen-year-old, why must you giggle and dote, Stevie Smith goatsreasonyears Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats. Sue Grafton goatssheepideas Something about the goat dancing made me want to cry. Susanna Kaysen goatsdancingwant Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up. Suzanne Collins knocked-upgoatsstupid Well, only Japanese may understand it, but I'm like a goat or something that likes high places. Tamae Watanabe goatslikesmay I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat! Tallulah Bankhead tickgoatsdrinking A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. Thomas Browne goatssteelblood It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom. Trey Parker goatsairsweet It's bad enough in life to do without something YOU want; but confound it, what gets my goat is not being able to give somebody something you want THEM to have. Truman Capote goatsgivinglife My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much. I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo Victor Hugo goatstoo-muchmen If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt; but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged. Virginia Woolf goatsdoubtadventure Political men, like goats, usually thrive best among inequalities. Walter Savage Landor goatspoliticalmen Whatever gets your goat gets your attention. Whatever gets your attention gets your time. Whatever gets your time gets you. Whatever gets you becomes your master. Take care, lest a little thing horn in and get your goat William Arthur Ward goatscareattention Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained. William Blake goatslustdesire The lust of the goat is the bounty of God. William Blake glory-of-godgoatslust«12345»
