Quotes by Goats No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I do not trust you there. I do not trust you anywhere. James St. James goatsboat Well, there was a time when we used to sacrifice goats, but then we all became vegans, so we've been sacrificing tofu before the shows! Jared Leto goatstofusacrifice A close family member once offered his opinion that I exhibit the phone manners of a goat, then promptly withdrew the charge - out of fairness to goats. Jeffrey Kluger goatsopinionphones One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side! Jhonen Vasquez goatsone-dayworld It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face. Joe Teti goatssurvivalsound I want to go about like the light-footed goats. Johanna Spyri goatslightwant Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat! Johann Sebastian Bach goatsturnscoffee The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat John Scalzi goatsworthystories There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, "It was all right but I liked the book better." Johnny Carson nanniesgoatsbook But you cannot have harmony without a commitment to ethical behavior. It's the fence that keeps out the goats that will eat all the young shoots in your garden. Jon Kabat-Zinn goatsgardencommitment Most goat-related military activity is still highly classified. Jon Ronson goatsstillsmilitary I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well. Joni Mitchell redneckgoatsdancing Love is not love, without a violin playing goat. Julia Roberts goatsviolinlove-is Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat. Julia Roberts goatsviolinhappiness To the goats, all people are equal, except for those who have treats. Karin Tidbeck goatstreatspeople I ain't gonna be no escape-goat! Karl Malone goatsdumbsports I can see you are a fine lady, but this boy is randy as a goat around you and it's plain to see. If he seeks the joys of wedded bliss, he can wed you. Without a weddin' he'll be havin' no bliss. Karen Marie Moning goatsjoyboys I was a black sheep, but now I'm just a goat Kendrick Lamar goatsblacksheep Actually, you’re way off.” “Oh?” the guard asked. “Yup. She’s not a werewolf, she’s a chupacabra. Have you noticed a lot of missing goats lately? Kiersten White goatsmissingway I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually. Kristen Schaal goatshumorfunny«12345»
