Quotes by Gorillas Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid gorillas. Jim Butcher gorillas asks boring Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. Joe Biden gorillas tables rooms Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly, and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?' John McCain gorillas doctors trying I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt. Karl Pilkington mosquitoes gorillas weather It's hard to put into words. Gorillas are not complainers. We're dreamers, poets, philosophers, nap takers. Katherine Applegate gorillas dreamer naps It will be a killer, and a chiller, and a thriller, when I get the gorilla in Manila. Muhammad Ali killers gorillas boxing No wonder circus animals do what they do: They tortured them. And you know the only ones they can't control? It's the chimpanzees. You can't control them. That's why you never see a gorilla in a movie, because the gorilla may decide there'll be no filming. Paul Mooney gorillas may animal I had never planned to become a savanna baboon when I grew up; instead, I had always assumed I would become a mountain gorilla. Robert M. Sapolsky gorillas mountain grew-up I have no patience whatever with these gorilla damnifications of humanity. Thomas Carlyle no-patience gorillas humanity I don't know if any genuine meaningful change could ever result from a song. It's kind of like throwing peanuts at a gorilla. Tom Waits gorillas song meaningful «12