Quotes by Grandma She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh. Sharon Olds teeth grandma laughing I was raised on a farm in Kansas where we lived next door to my Grandma Dew, and I was her shadow. We went everywhere together - to the bank, the doctor, the Early Bird Garden Club, and to an endless procession of Church meetings. Sheri L. Dew kansas garden grandma I come from making money in the streets. The streets all I know. All my family is still in the streets. So, it's going to be hard to pull me right back into that. When I ain't doing no shows four days out of the week, I may be in my hood or at my grandma's house in the hood. But yes, I got a kid. I got to get more serious about the music so he don't get dragged into that life. Shy Glizzy grandma house kids My favorite food is macaroni and cheese that my grandma makes. My favorite drink has to be Vita Coco coconut water. Sloane Stephens coconuts grandma water Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his temper with everyone around him who isn’t in childbirth. And he has yet to start shooting lighting bolts at people. Poor Damien still has a burn scar.” – Kat Sherrilyn Kenyon dad grandma jobs I would have wanted my mom to see me settle down and to be a grandma to my kids. Stephen Dorff grandma mom kids We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong. Steven Tyler grandpa grandma years Grandmotherhood initiated me into a world of play, where all things became fresh, alive, and honest again through my grandchildren's eyes. Mostly, it retaught me love. Sue Monk Kidd grandmother grandma eye Current creation has exiled the turning wheel, and the same law of advancement makes the lady of today an alternate lady from her grandma. Susan B. Anthony advancement grandma law I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture. Susan Strasberg grandmother grandma home For the last year his grandma had been slipping in and out of reality. One minute she was as clear as a bell and the next she was calling him Simon. Who was Simon? He had no idea. Suzanne Collins grandma reality years I grew up in a very musical household. There was music and dance. My great-grandma was a famous tap dancer in the '40s, my mom was a dancer, she met my dad on the road when he was on tour in the '60s. Music is my heart and soul, it's my love. Taryn Manning dad grandma mom I do no writing while I'm in Belgrade visiting my grandma. Tea Obreht belgrade grandma writing A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma. Teresa Bloomingdale grandma beautiful baby I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma Thom Yorke laughter differences grandma I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by. Thomas McGuane chairs lunch grandma Even if her children or grandchildren are willing to spend their own money to keep grandma alive, when bureaucrats control the necessary technology or medication they may decide that it is not for sale. Thomas Sowell technology grandma children Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know Tom Arnold grandma jobs school The past was a consumable, subject to the national preference for familiar products. And history, in America, is a dish best served plain. The first course could include a dollop of Italian in 1492, but not Spanish spice or French sauce or too much Indian corn. Nothing too filling or fancy ahead of the turkey and pumpkin pie, just the way Grandma used to cook it. Tony Horwitz italian grandma past I don't want you to write about what you know, because you don't know anything. I don't want to hear about your boyfriend or your grandma... I'm getting a little tired of 'my life story as fiction'. Please don't tell me about your little life - is there nothing larger? More important? Toni Morrison tired grandma writing «4567891011121314»