Quotes by Hey I never thought I would meet Mariah Carey, but I really never thought I'd be introduced to her by Whitney Houston. She's like, "Hey, baby, this is Mariah." I'm like, "I know. I'm Darren. I don't know what I'm doing here." Darren Criss houston hey baby If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great! Darren Hayes hey horse gay Yeah, I am in love. I'm definitely in love. She picked me up in a bar, actually. She walked by and just looked at me and smiled and I went 'Hey' and she goes, 'Hey'. I was just like, 'Oh my God', she took my breath away. Darren McMullen hey bars yeah Hey, boss. Where are you?” she asked. “I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?” “Um, I don’t know, maybe with horseradish. Darynda Jones boss dancer hey If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt Darynda Jones t-shirt hey hands At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel out of place, like, 'Hey, the rednecks are in town! Dave Haywood redneck security-guards hey We became friends as we became a band. Our friendship evolved as the band evolved. It had its ups and downs, but it was mostly ups for the four of us. We got along well almost all of the time. Hey! We liked each other and we still do. Dave Schulthise hey band four There’s a passage that I love in Romans 1. … [I]t talks about homosexuality and it says that they will receive in their bodies the penalties of their behavior. … The Bible [is] right every time … and that’s why AIDS has been something they haven’t discovered a cure for or a vaccine for. … And that goes to what God says, ‘Hey you’re going to bear in your body the consequences of this homosexual behavior.’ David Barton vaccines hey body Hey man, I gotta straighten my face. This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place. David Bowie hey faces men Hey, don't stick that tongue out, unless you're gonna use it. David Lee tongue hey use Herman Cain was unaware that China is a nuclear power. And I said to myself, 'Hey, Herman, how about making an unwanted advance on a history book?' David Letterman nuclear hey book The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?" David Spade heartache hey girl There is a latent fairy in all women, but look how carefully we have to secrete her in order to be taken seriously. And fairies come in all shapes, colours, sizes and types, they don't have to be fluffy. They can be demanding and furious if hey like. They do, however, have to wear a tiara. That much is compulsory. Dawn French hey taken order It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!' Dean Martin hey looks thinking Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie. Dean Winchester hey pie ifs Women have a lot of power in private life. There are many men who would say, 'Hey, women already rule my life.' But with women, more is more. The more there are, the more the world gets used to seeing them. We change the culture. We begin to expand options and lead and manage. Dee Dee Myers hey men culture I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass. Demetri Martin hey party animal I'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say That's none of your business. Demetri Martin none-of-your-business hey secret Chuck said, “Hey. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Cawley looked over at him. “I’ll bite. How many?” “Fish,” Chuck said and let loose a bright bark of a laugh. Dennis Lehane hey doe laughing South African schoolchildren set a world record this week by creating the world's longest clothesline. Hey, what do South Africans wash their clothes with? Apar-Tide! Dennis Miller hey creating clothes «1234567891011»