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How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is s... by Alice Cooper

How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?

Alice Cooper
seventeen sixteen security-guards

Every head turned to see two more security guards appear, each holding a Bagshaw by the back of the neck (which might have been considerably less conspicuous had the Bagshaws not been dressed as chimney sweeps). Kat turned back to Hale. 'The Mary Poppins?' 'Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Ally Carter
security-guards two ideas

You don't want the United States to become South America, where you have a super collection of rich people at the tippy-top of society, they are surrounded by barbed wire living in McMansions with security guards, and the rest of the society is suffering, and you've got a broken educational system and a broken government.

Anthony Scaramucci
security-guards educational government

Policemen and security guards wear hats with a peak that comes down low over their eyes. Apparently this is for psychological reasons. Eyebrows are very expressive and you appear a lot more authoritative if you keep them covered up. The advantage of this is that it makes a lot harder for cops to see anything more than six foot off the ground. Which is why painting rooftops and bridges is so easy.

Banksy
security-guards covered-up eye
I would rather be a security guard than a rock star. by Bruce McCulloch

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

Bruce McCulloch
security-guards rocks stars

I couldn't go anywhere unless there was a security guard with me. That spoiled my life. It was like being in captivity. Those days are gone, and I don't ever want to see that happen to me again. Now I can wander around the streets of Los Angeles on my own. I like it that way.

Christine McVie
security-guards gone want

Every movie I work with the costume designer to see what feels like the character, not what Columbus would wear but what is right for the character. Outside of the armored truck standard issue security guard uniform, this guy is trying to make ends meet. He might have one pair of jeans, the same boot, maybe changes his shirt but he doesn't have a walk-in closet full of things, so I wanted something comfortable that felt like the character.

Columbus Short
security-guards jeans character

Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.'

Craig Kilborn
security-guards boys looks
If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to... by Daniel Tosh

If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.

Daniel Tosh
security-guards gun made

At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel out of place, like, 'Hey, the rednecks are in town!

Dave Haywood
redneck security-guards hey
I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie sales... by David Hyde Pierce

I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman.

David Hyde Pierce
salesman security-guards ties

At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step behind the tape. John claims that here he told the guards that he could not speak English and when that failed to persuade them, he fa...ked a violent seizure. I am unclear as to the purpose of this part of his plan. John flung himself down and began rolling around in the snow, thrashing his limbs about and screaming “EL SEIZURE!!! NO ES BUENO!!!” in a Mexican accent.

David Wong
security-guards speak-english elderly
No security guard can stop a refrigerator falling off a skyscrape... by Jadakiss

No security guard can stop a refrigerator falling off a skyscraper.

Jadakiss
security-guards rapper fall

Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.

Jay Leno
hiring security-guards gas-stations

My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry.

Jim Carrey
security-guards poverty jobs

We now in the United States have more security guards for the rich than we have police services for the poor districts. If you're looking for personal security, far better to move to the suburbs than to pay taxes in New York.

John Kenneth Galbraith
security-guards new-york moving

I was living in New York, so I just rode my motorcycle up to the set [of New Jack City]. So first day of work for me was kind of tough. I get ready to get off my bike, and I'm surrounded by the security guards, who were Louis Farrakhan's Nation Of Islam guys. Who had the double-breasted suits and guns. And this guy goes, "Where you goin'?" And I said, "I'm here to work." And they said, "No you're not." And I said, "Yeah. I'm here to work on the movie." And they said, "No you're not. Get on your bike."

Judd Nelson
security-guards gun new-york

None of the wives mention the security guards by the door, who will probably tackle us to the ground if we try to leave without our husbands.

Lauren DeStefano
security-guards husband doors

While swimming in the heavily polluted rivers of south China, despite the pleadings of his security guards and his physician, he would chide his companions if they began to panic in the water: Maybe you're afraid of sinking, Don't think about it. If you don't think about it, you won't sink. If you do, you will.

Mao Zedong
security-guards swimming thinking
I don't want security guards. I don't think security guards are p... by Mark E. Smith

I don't want security guards. I don't think security guards are particularly good for your writing.

Mark E. Smith
security-guards writing thinking
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