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Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?

A. J. Jacobs
pancakes mail guy

Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake.

Amy Poehler
pancakes house firsts

I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off his Christmas list.

Bill Lee
marijuana pancakes baseball

With Congress and the S.E.C. so heavily peopled by lawyers, and with lawyers having been so heavily involved in drafting financial disclosure documents now seen as bogus, there was a new "lawyer" joke every week. One such was: "The butcher says 'the reputation of lawyers has fallen dramatically', and the check-out clerk replies: "How do you fall dramatically off a pancake?

Charlie Munger
clerks pancakes fall
No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides... by Daniel Tosh

No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.

Daniel Tosh
two-sides pancakes matter

I can no more understand the totality of God than the pancake I made for breakfast understands the complexity of me

Donald Miller
pancakes made breakfast

It's pretty easy to hear what people are physically responding to versus what's just flat as a pancake in the room when it comes to jokes.

Elizabeth Banks
pancakes people rooms

It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year.

Fred Melamed
ham pancakes years
The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and... by Frank Zappa

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

Frank Zappa
makeup pancakes beautiful

I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some cinnamon sprinkled on top. I also sometimes put peanut butter on my pancakes!

Gabriela Isler
fruit apples pancakes

I make the best pancakes you'll ever have! And I claim that title gladly. On Saturdays I make them for everybody.

Gloria Estefan
titles pancakes claims
Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake. by Julia Child

Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake.

Julia Child
pancakes done drama

Life's not linear at all. It happens in lighting flashes. So fast you don't see those lay-you-out cold moments coming at you until you're Wile E. Coyote, steamrolled flat as a pancake by the Road Runner, victim of your own elaborate schemes.

Karen Marie Moning
coyotes cold pancakes

I love adventurous travel. I also love pancakes, and making pancakes for other people. You would definitely find me in the airy treetop as opposed to below ground.

Kate DiCamillo
adventurous pancakes people
I don't have to tell you I love you. I fed you pancakes. by Kathleen Flinn

I don't have to tell you I love you. I fed you pancakes.

Kathleen Flinn
feds pancakes love-you
I don't really like the whole pancake look. by Lara Stone

I don't really like the whole pancake look.

Lara Stone
pancakes whole looks

I got to wear pancake makeup because you know I'm a show biz professional and they all wear pancake makeup. I got to drink free cokes!

Levi Johnston
coke makeup pancakes
My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes by Lewis Black

My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes

Lewis Black
clubs pancakes house
Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pa... by LIZ

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

LIZ
lunch pancakes home

Whatever's happening," she said, eventually, "it can all be sorted out." She saw the expression on my face then, worried. Scared even. And she said, "After pancakes.

Neil Gaiman
pancakes expression faces
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