Quotes by Peanut Butter When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak. Aasif Mandvi peanut-buttersandwichesmom Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast. Anna D. Shapiro peanut-butterdegreeswhite I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches. Anna Nicole Smith mayonnaisecheese-sandwichespeanut-butter If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness. Barbara Johnson peanut-butterkindnessgiving I called my pilot 2 weeks before I flew and asked him, I don't want to get sick, what should I eat? He said, Peanut Butter. I said, If I eat peanut butter then I won't get sick? He said, no, but it tastes the same comin' up as it does goin' down. Bill Engvall peanut-buttersicktaste If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Bill Watterson control-of-your-lifefunny-lifepeanut-butter There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. Billy Joel peanut-butterwittysex Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it. Bobby Flay tamalesjellypeanut-butter I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars. Brian Regan peanut-buttersandwichestwo Peanut butter is pâté for children. Brigitte Bardot peanutspeanut-butterchildren Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant? Bucky Sinister peanut-butterelephantsdifferences While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in your kitchen, he just keeps on making peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and he never leaves. Cathleen Falsani kitchenpeanut-butterjesus There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. Charles M. Schulz unrequited-lovepeanut-butterreality I never really ate greens, what I always did do was I always ate peanut butter and honey and I ate it all day. There's not much nutritional value in that. I just love peanut butter and I love honey so I just put them together. Chris Weidman peanut-buttertogetherlove I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter. Dana Gould peanutspeanut-butterexcuse I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter. Dana Gould peanutspeanut-buttervirgins normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets. Dave Barry kitchenpeanut-butterlists What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend. Dianne Wiest peanut-butterchocolatelove-is Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity. Diana Vreeland peanutspeanut-butterchristianity You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. Dick Van Dyke peanutsjellypeanut-butter1234»
