Quotes by Penthouses My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame. Alice Cooper penthouses goal letters You can put me in the basement or the penthouse, it doesn’t matter to me. Davy Jones penthouses basements matter I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry. Dolly Parton penthouses has-beens sorry It's a short trip from the penthouse to the outhouse. Paul Dietzel penthouses