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Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it's a man dressed as one.

Michael Rosenbaum
i-realizedpigsmen

Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it.

Michael Savage
piecessausagepigs

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

Michael Winner
womenstupidpigs

In a democracy, people always vote for their alike! Pig for the pig, raven for the raven! Dull for the dull, wise for the wise!

Mehmet Murat Ildan
ravenswisepigs

The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service.

Mike Harding
sundayhumorouspigs
No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or... by Mike Ness

No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different?

Mike Ness
differentdogpigs
Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn. by Mojo Nixon

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

Mojo Nixon
social-taboosdadpigs
Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered. by Molly Ivins

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.

Molly Ivins
hogfatspigs
Look, if you're playing Romeo and your Juliet is a pig, you find... by Montgomery Clift

Look, if you're playing Romeo and your Juliet is a pig, you find something you can love about pigs!

Montgomery Clift
julietpigslooks

Bulls make money and bears make money, but pigs seldom do. When a stock or mutual fund is up 30%, sell one-quarter of your position.

Nancy Dunnan
bullsbearspigs

Gluttony? I could eat and eat and eat and eat and eat. I'd love to pig out on gluten. I mean, I'm allergic to gluten, but I really want to do that. I want to sit in bed one day and just pig out.

Naomi Campbell
one-daypigsmean

I was a guinea pig for some hoodlums who thought they could hurt me and frighten me and keep other Negro entertainers from the South.

Nat King Cole
hurtfearpigs

Before this ugly edifice, and between it and the wheel-track of the street, was a grass-plot, much overgrown with burdock, pig-weed, apple-pern, and such unsightly vegetation, which evidently found something congenial in the soil that had so early borne the black flower of civilized society, a prison.

Nathaniel Hawthorne
weedflowerpigs

When you have a 12-minute debate over whether lipstick on a pig refers to a demeaning comment about the vice presidential candidate, you know we're not talking about health reform, we're not talking about energy policy, we're not talking about balancing the budget. And you know, it's fairly stupid.

Newt Gingrich
stupidpigstalking

Traveling through the Dragon's Den, it has just been explained that Haroun, the Ifrit, has been caught in a mirror trap. Here is the passage that follows: "So," said Silas. "Now there are only three of us." "And a pig," said Kandar [the mummy] "Why?" Asked Miss Lupescu, with a wolf-tongue, through wolf teeth. "Why the Pig?" "It's lucky," said Kandar. Miss Lupescu growled, unconvinced. "Did Haroun have a pig?" asked Kandar, simply.

Neil Gaiman
dragonsmirrorspigs

It's not that weird, but when I was in Peru, I ate a guinea pig. If you're going to eat guinea pig, you call it cuy. Cute word for such a cute little animal that I ate a few times.

Nick Kroll
animalpigscute

Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig. To me, he's a great actor.

Nicolas Cage
brotherheropigs

Any part of the piggy Is quite all right with me Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma Ham as lean as the Dalai Lama Ham from Virginia, ham from York, Trotters Sausages, hot roast pork. Crackling crisp for my teeth to grind on Bacon with or without the rind on Though humanitarian I'm not a vegetarian. I'm neither crank nor prude nor prig And though it may sound infra dig Any part of the darling pig Is perfectly fine with me.

Noel Coward
virginiapigsfood

All the inane, meaningless noises people make that pass for intelligent conversation. They might as well be pigs grunting in the pen. (92)

Norma Fox Mazer
intelligentpigspeople

Our morality seems to be only a check on the ultimate domination of force, just as our politeness is a check on the impulse of every pig to put his feet in the trough.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
moralityfeetpigs
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