Quotes by Pigs When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof the pig is obscene. John Paul Stevens exercisejusticepigs If I could do it all over again," he said, his speech slow and vaguely mangled by his massive lower lip, "I'd just let myself be trampled to death by the Satan Pig. John Green lipsspeechpigs An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig. John Ray asspigsbeautiful [At Conventions] they give me all the photos to sign. Star Wars, Superman. And Hammy the Pig is right up there. John Ratzenberger starspigswar Women had been on the verge of taking over the world-the Western world, anyway. Then some sexist pig in Silicon Valley invented the cell phone and women took a sidetrack on which all four billion of them would soon be happily talking to each other twenty-four hours a day, getting nothing else done, and Men Would Be Back. John Sandford phonespigsmen But compared to writing a novel, where you can be God, I did the Bay of Pigs invasion in six pages once, and there were 50,000 guys with boots that I didn't have to pay, and all those extras; we didn't have to pay them. John Sayles guywritingpigs It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, are of a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question. John Stuart Mill fooldifferentpigs It is better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a pig satisfied. John Stuart Mill dissatisfiedsatisfiedpigs Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart. John Updike criticspigspast To the heavens on the wings of a pig. John Steinbeck wingspigsheaven All those little congruences and arabesques you prepared with such delicate anticipatory pleasure are gobbled up as if by pigs at a pastry cart. John Updike pleasurelittlespigs When you treat reprehensible and ludicrous arguments with respect you have elevated the reprehensible and made the ludicrous a bit more reasonable. Having a serious argument with a Nazi makes the horror of the Holocaust a debatable point. Don't wrestle in the mud with pigs. You get dirty and the pig likes it. Jonah Goldberg holocaustpigsdirty Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs. Jonah Goldberg kosherchinapigs The reason the contracts are so long is because actors are very spontaneous; we may want to do Shakespeare one day and be Porky Pig the next! Jorja Fox one-daypigslong Whether we're talking about fish species, pigs, or some other eaten animal, is such suffering the most important thing in the world? Obviously not. But that's not the question. Is it more important that sushi, bacon, or chicken nuggets? That's the question. Jonathan Safran Foer animalpigstalking If I could repeat my childhood, I would repeat it exactly as it was, with the poverty, the cold, little food, with the flies and pigs, all that. Jose Saramago childhoodlittlespigs The money pigs of capitalist democracy: Money has made slaves of us. Money is the curse of mankind. It smothers the seed of everything great and good. Every penny is sticky with sweat and blood. Joseph Goebbels sweatpigsblood I argued that the Bush administration, and the Coalition officials more recently, didn't understand Iraqi society. They thought it was a blank slate, that they could use Iraqis as guinea pigs. Juan Cole administrationusepigs What Plato was really asking was perhaps why a horse was a horse, and not, for example, a cross between a horse and a pig. Jostein Gaarder horseplatopigs Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig. Judy Sheindlin acceptancepigstrying«910111213141516171819»
