Quotes by Redneck You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. Jeff Foxworthy redneck light might You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. Jeff Foxworthy redneck lines taken You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. Jeff Foxworthy ambulance redneck might If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live. Jeff Foxworthy redneck buckets blood I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke. Jeff Foxworthy redneck cowboy people Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book! Jerry Lawler redneck phones book Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies. Jimmy Buffett redneck hippie men They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom. Joe Bageant redneck stupid christian My favorite artists have always been Elvis and The Beatles and they still are! Johnny Ramone redneck my-favorite artist Guys like Otis Blackwell and Bobby Darin, and all the guys who were writing songs for Elvis at the time, just hanging around, writing songs, talking about music. Johnny Ramistella redneck writing song Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America. Jon Stewart redneck states america I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well. Joni Mitchell redneck goats dancing In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents. Joseph Bruce redneck parent home This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup to match. "Give me rednecks and home-grown beer any day of the week over this X-culture bullshit. J.R. Ward redneck beer home I've been a radical for a long time. I guess it's too bad. I'd be more marketable as a right-wing redneck. Kris Kristofferson redneck wings long There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars." Larry the Cable Guy redneck differences country He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch. Lee Child redneck ugly tree You can take Elvis. You can take Marilyn Monroe. Success and fame will not be the answer if something inside of you is bothering you, if things in your mind aren't going right. Linda Evans redneck congratulations success Elvis was rock'n'roll. He came from the poverty and the pain. Link Wray redneck rocks pain I wanted to come through with my own voice and, hopefully, have it affect people. I want people to know that I'm not an Elvis impersonator. Lisa Marie Presley redneck voice people «56789101112131415»
