Quotes by Retard I collect things that just look retarded. Ahmet Zappa retard retarded looks I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady. Andy Dick retard brain thinking Maybe I'm a supernatural retard. C.C. Hunter retard ..be smart, don't be a retard. Eminem being-smart retard smart Yes, I play dress up. I do it for a living, like a retard. Jennifer Aniston retard dresses play I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard. Megan Fox retard resent prove Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards. Natasha Leggero retard fans use I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards. Rob Corddry retard comedy names I'm not a social retard, but I prefer to go unnoticed. Tracy Pollan unnoticed retard social