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I collect things that just look retarded. by Ahmet Zappa

I collect things that just look retarded.

Ahmet Zappa
retard retarded looks
Jello's Biafra kind of like my weird, retarded uncle. He's part o... by Al Jourgensen

Jello's Biafra kind of like my weird, retarded uncle. He's part of the family.

Al Jourgensen
retarded kind

We feel that animals have the same rights as retarded human nchild because they are equal mentally in terms of dependence on others.

Alex Pacheco
retarded rights animal

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.

Anthony Jeselnik
retarded fun people
Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always... by Anthony Jeselnik

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off.

Anthony Jeselnik
retarded writing way
Our relationship is complicated by the fact that I am emotionally... by Chelsea Cain

Our relationship is complicated by the fact that I am emotionally retarded.

Chelsea Cain
retarded complicated facts
If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded... by Chelsea Handler

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

Chelsea Handler
retarded judgment judging
I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks. by Chris Kattan

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

Chris Kattan
starbucks retarded hilarious
And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you... by David Wong

And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded.

David Wong
retarded sorry stories

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

Diablo Cody
retarded los-angeles reality
If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your lif... by Eugene Mirman

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

Eugene Mirman
pretending retarded treasure
Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy. by Frank Mir

Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy.

Frank Mir
stepchild retarded philosophy
Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded. by Frank Herbert

Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded.

Frank Herbert
retarded revenge children
I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired. by Frank Serpico

I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.

Frank Serpico
retired retarded mean
Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology, the ideology of a reta... by Geert Wilders

Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology, the ideology of a retarded culture.

Geert Wilders
retarded islam culture
I still love her. But she's retarded, too. by Guy Ritchie

I still love her. But she's retarded, too.

Guy Ritchie
retarded hilarious stills
I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans. by Henry Miller

I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.

Henry Miller
retarded bits

A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.

Hermann von Helmholtz
retarded body moving
Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim. by Ilona Andrews

Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.

Ilona Andrews
retarded

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

Joe Rogan
retarded acting way
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