Quotes by Sarcastic Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! Groucho Marx horse sarcastic funny Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog. Harold Wilson sarcastic dog fun The government is good at one thing. It knows how to break your legs, and then hand you a crutch and say, "See if it weren't for the government, you wouldn't be able to walk". Harry Browne sarcastic integrity funny I can be very dry and sarcastic. Hayden Panettiere dry i-can sarcastic You had to stand in line to hate him. Hedda Hopper hate-him hate sarcastic Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka. Hedrick Smith caviar mushrooms sarcastic He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. Hector Hugh Munro sarcastic witty funny The English think soap is civilization. Heinrich von Treitschke sarcastic civilization thinking Seems like a lot of my generation as a whole is more concerned with being the cool kid; sarcastic, smug, or just all together impenetrable. So anyway, it's not always comfortable to be like, the dorky, happy girl at the party... but that's me. Hayley Williams party girl sarcastic I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. Hector Hugh Munro sarcasm sarcastic funny The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I'm serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever. Heath Ledger sarcastic america thinking The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time. Hayley Williams sarcastic kings way The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. Helen Rowland funny-women excitement sarcastic There is one thing on earth more terrible than English music, and that is English painting. Heinrich Heine painting sarcastic earth She resembles the Venus de Milo: she is very old, has no teeth, and has white spots on her yellow skin. Heinrich Heine venus-de-milo sarcastic yellow Humor is a good way in general to get people together, I think. Of course, Danish humor is more ironic and sarcastic altogether. Henrik Vibskov sarcastic people thinking There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence. Henry Adams sarcasm sarcastic average Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it. Henny Youngman sarcastic two years He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease. Henry James grease sausage sarcastic Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles. Henry Van Dyke imbeciles jazz sarcastic «1314151617181920212223»