Quotes by Sheep A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats Charles Spurgeon shepherds church sheep I saw a young sister, just before this service; and I said to her, "When did you find the Lord?" She replied, "It was when I was very ill." Yes, it is often so; God makes us ill in body that we may have time to think of Him, and turn to Him....What would become of some people if they were always in good health, or if they were always prospering? But tribulation is the black dog that goes after the stray sheep, and barks them back to the Good Shepherd. I thank God that there are such things as the visitations of correction and of holy discipline, to preserve our spirit, and bring us to Christ. Charles Spurgeon dog sheep thinking Some Christians try to go to heaven alone, in solitude; but believers are not compared to bears, or lions, or other animals that wander alone; but those who belong to Christ are sheep in this respect, that they love to get together. Sheep go in flocks, and so do God’s people. Charles Spurgeon christian sheep animal A sheep in the midst of wolves is safe compared with the Christian in the midst of ungodly men. Charles Spurgeon christian sheep men The grounds on which golf is played are called links, being the barren sandy soil from which the sea has retired in recent geological times. In their natural state links are covered with long, rank bent grass and gorse. Links are too barren for cultivation: but sheep, rabbits, geese and professionals pick up a precarious livelihood on them. Charles Walter Simpson sea sheep golf If a wolf attacks his sheep, the shepard kills the wolf, but he eats the sheep when he's hungry. Charlie Higson hungry ifs sheep People have always had this craving to have someone tell them the future. Long ago, kings would hire people to read sheep guts. There's always been a market for people who pretend to know the future. Listening to today's forecasters is just as crazy as when the king hired the guy to look at the sheep guts. Charlie Munger crazy kings sheep But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. Charlie Sheen sheep sleep funny I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants! Chris Farley chocolate pudding sheep I remember being in church. We would do the live nativity in my little town and I remember pulling the sheep. I was the shepherd, so I was pulling the sheep around town, down Main Street. I thought that was the most awesome, coolest thing ever. Chris Tomlin shepherds church sheep Are there any good guys on 'Prison Break?' I suppose there might be. I can't honestly say whether I'm a good guy or a bad guy or I'm a good guy in wolf's clothing or sheep's clothing. Chris Vance guy sheep might Shepherds don't look after sheep because they love them - although I do think some shepherds like their sheep too much. They look after their sheep so they can, first, fleece them and second, turn them into meat. That's much more like the priesthood as I know it. Christopher Hitchens shepherds sheep thinking May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. Christopher Moore irs pet sheep Do not cringe and make yourself small if you are called the black sheep, the maverick, the lone wolf. Those with slow seeing say that a noncomformist is a blight on society. But it has been proven over the centuries, that being different means standing at the edge, that one is practically guaranteed to make an original contribution, a useful and stunning contribution to her culture. Clarissa Pinkola Estes healing sheep mean There is nothing quite so terrifying as a mad sheep. Claud Cockburn mad sheep I think a stalwart peasant in sheep-skin coat, born on the soil, whose forefathers have been farmers for ten generations, with a stout wife and a half dozen children, is good quality Clifford Sifton sheep children thinking Put the hay down where the sheep can reach it. Clovis Chappell hay communication sheep Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage. Colin Mochrie jury gentleman sheep A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, President Obama said, 'Don't be ridiculous. My daughter isn't marrying a lawyer.' Conan O'Brien daughter president sheep He was in awe of the thirst that people had for someone to tell them that everything was going to be all right. He marveled at the gullibility and vulnerability of his fellow humans. No wonder the churches called them sheep. They were woolly-headed pack animals being herded around for the benefit of whoever knew how to control the dogs. Craig Ferguson dog sheep animal «1234567891011»