Quotes by Tails Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail. Virginia Graham dog tails funny On the Internet, people on the tails of the bell curve can find one Virginia Postrel curves tails people The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't. W. C. Fields income tails giving In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag. W. H. Auden dog tails joy The humour of Dostoievsky is the humour of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail. W. Somerset Maugham ties dog tails The so-called sexual revolution is not, as advertised, a liberation of sexual behavior but rather its reversal. In former days, even under Victoria, sexual intercourse was the natural end and culmination of heterosexual relations. Now one begins with genital overtures instead of a handshake, then waits to see what will turn up (e.g., might become friends later). Like dogs greeting each other nose to tail and tail to nose. Walker Percy dog waiting tails Above the forest of the parakeets, Wallace Stevens parakeets tails forests If your project has real substance, ultimately the money will follow you like a common cur in the street with its tail between its legs. Werner Herzog substance real tails If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week Will Rogers causes inspiration tails An epigram is but a feeble thing - With straw in tail, stuck there by way of sting. William Cowper stuck tails way The speeding reader guts a book the way the skillful clean fish. The gills are gone, the tail, the scales, the fins; then the fillet slides away swifly as though fed to a seal. William H. Gass gone tails book The ultimate compound return rate is acutely sensitive to fat tails. William Poundstone sensitive return tails «1234567891011