Quotes by Toasters When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs. Akinyele toasters rap hip-hop Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. Alfred Hitchcock toasters buttons television In the long run, everything is a toaster. Bruce Greenwald toasters running long The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning. Charlie Sheen toasters morning mean Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness. Christopher Moore toasters badass darkness I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. Dane Cook toasters today giving Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? Dave Barry toasters doe world I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month. Dean Koontz toasters water lying Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin. Douglas Coupland toasters senior long The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to realize that although he originally came from a world which had cars and computers and ballet and Armagnac, he didn't, by himself, know how any of it worked. He couldn't do it. Left to his own devices he couldn't build a toaster. He could just about make a sandwich and that was it. Douglas Adams toasters ballet car Burn bread every day boy, no toaster Drake toasters humble boys My full name is Lauren Lee Smith. Of all the names I could have been given, that's the one I got. Lauren Lee Smith. It has all the personality of a toaster. Elizabeth Scott toasters personality names Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven. Erma Bombeck toasters next religious Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. Erma Bombeck cleanliness toasters next He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he wasn't about to be impressed with some upstart of a toaster salesman who drove a Bonneville. Janet Evanovich toasters loyalty feet And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. Karl Pilkington toasters wedding reason Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing! Li Cunxin garbage-disposal toasters wall Television is just another appliance- It's just a toaster with pictures. Mark S. Fowler appliances toasters television What I think is all I have left. My mind is the only thing that makes me different from a fancy toaster. What we think does matter-it's all we truly have. Mary E. Pearson toasters mind thinking I remember when I was growing up, you would go to a bank to open a deposit, and they'd give you a toaster. A free toaster. These days, if you're a company, and you go to a bank, they could easily turn you away! They don't want your deposits anymore. Mohamed El-Erian toasters growing-up giving 12»