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When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they c... by Akinyele

When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs.

Akinyele
toasters rap hip-hop
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and... by Alfred Hitchcock

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.

Alfred Hitchcock
toasters buttons television
In the long run, everything is a toaster. by Bruce Greenwald

In the long run, everything is a toaster.

Bruce Greenwald
toasters running long
The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this mo... by Charlie Sheen

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

Charlie Sheen
toasters morning mean
Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness. by Christopher Moore

Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.

Christopher Moore
toasters badass darkness

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

Dane Cook
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Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

Dave Barry
toasters doe world

I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.

Dean Koontz
toasters water lying

Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.

Douglas Coupland
toasters senior long

The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to realize that although he originally came from a world which had cars and computers and ballet and Armagnac, he didn't, by himself, know how any of it worked. He couldn't do it. Left to his own devices he couldn't build a toaster. He could just about make a sandwich and that was it.

Douglas Adams
toasters ballet car
Burn bread every day boy, no toaster by Drake

Burn bread every day boy, no toaster

Drake
toasters humble boys

My full name is Lauren Lee Smith. Of all the names I could have been given, that's the one I got. Lauren Lee Smith. It has all the personality of a toaster.

Elizabeth Scott
toasters personality names

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.

Erma Bombeck
toasters next religious
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same n... by Erma Bombeck

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood.

Erma Bombeck
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He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he wasn't about to be impressed with some upstart of a toaster salesman who drove a Bonneville.

Janet Evanovich
toasters loyalty feet
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for... by Karl Pilkington

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

Karl Pilkington
toasters wedding reason

Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing!

Li Cunxin
garbage-disposal toasters wall
Television is just another appliance- It's just a toaster with pi... by Mark S. Fowler

Television is just another appliance- It's just a toaster with pictures.

Mark S. Fowler
appliances toasters television

What I think is all I have left. My mind is the only thing that makes me different from a fancy toaster. What we think does matter-it's all we truly have.

Mary E. Pearson
toasters mind thinking

I remember when I was growing up, you would go to a bank to open a deposit, and they'd give you a toaster. A free toaster. These days, if you're a company, and you go to a bank, they could easily turn you away! They don't want your deposits anymore.

Mohamed El-Erian
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