Quotes by Toasters Virginia is the place, where, technologically speaking, they will burn people at the stake for possessing such things as toasters. Neil Gaiman toastersvirginiapeople To leave the world a little better than you found it. That's the best a man can ever do. Paul Auster toastersmenworld Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? Peter Kay settingstoastershorrible Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster. Russell Brand toastersdemocracyuse Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. Sam Levenson toasterstoo-latetwo I saw you put rice in a toaster once," said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode." "It was faulty," Jamie protested, his eyes shifty. " I am sure of this. Sarah Rees Brennan tintoasterseye But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices at a time, it didn't think that the master, who lived alone and seemed to have few friends, would have wanted a toaster of such institutional proportions. With toast, it's quality that matters, not quantity. Thomas M. Disch toastersqualitythinking I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs to the point where what you have left at the end of the day doesn't please anyone. You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. Tim Cook toastersthe-end-of-the-daythinking I don't want to give the impression that I hold daily conversations with my household appliances, although my toaster is as old as Drew Barrymore and almost as talented. Tom Robbins toasterswantgiving Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster? Walt Mossberg refrigeratorstoasterswork«12
