Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? Peter Kay More Quotes by Peter Kay More Quotes From Peter Kay You never know where to look when eating a banana. Peter Kay bananas clever looks There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something. Peter Kay stuck panic hands Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it. Peter Kay garlic bread You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that. Peter Kay dip biscuits tea Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? Peter Kay mountain doe water One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. Peter Kay awkward toilets stranger I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house. Peter Kay homophobic scared house Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. Peter Kay sandwiches squares food Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Peter Kay french-kiss france kissing I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. Peter Kay animal ideas thinking If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Peter Kay pieces land earth The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. Peter Kay plugs sock painful The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. Peter Kay monkeys opportunity looks I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home! Peter Kay home might country Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down Peter Kay yards turns fake-people Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. Peter Kay uncles family noses No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. Peter Kay coat-hangers metals coats Old women with mobile phones look wrong. Peter Kay old-woman phones looks It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. Peter Kay style impossible looks Some days you see lots of people on crutches. Peter Kay disability crutches people
